Mother India

After hearing a hundred horror stories and a thousand tales of wonder from wide eyed friends, trying to explain to me just what India is like, I shall be travelling there myself for the next month and a half on a journey to the centre of my soul in search of just why I’m such [...]

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Bush tours disaster zone

Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency

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green is my favorite color

As far as greeness goes, I’m pretty well verdant.  I don’t have a car.  I ride my pushbike everywhere.  I don’t eat meat (though I have scoffed my way through the odd kilo of prawns) and I stay home all day and read the internet.  Yet it seems that last item is the weak link [...]

product endorsement

With the help of the free market, love will always find a way.  From Gigimo

“No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it [...]

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all in good taste

A few months ago, whilst engaged in the massive consumption of stuff that may or may not be information, like a baleen whale scooping through krill in the frozen Antarctic waters, in the search of tasty tidbits that may amuse my readers, I clicked on a link with a very low brow exhortation about a [...]

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